JUST REMEMBERED
didnt think i had a story for this QOTW but just remembered this little gem. back in the annals of history the fauntleroy family decided to go camping in the peak district. it was after a particularly eventful barbecue that my brothers sisters and i were forced to eat the shit of a family friend whilst everyone sat around listening to the radio. eat more shit everyone would cry, and when we pleaded to stop we would be told to shut up and have another handful of excrement forced into our mouths.
I wouldnt really mind, but said fauntleroys family friend was a corn farmer and pretty much lived on a diet of corn. Now not being the biggest fan of sweetcorn, and having my hands tied around my back prevented me from being able to pick said colourful nodules out of his shit before i ate it to everyones amusement. It wasn't all bad though they got us drunk on poteen after, cant really remember much more about that night, i do remember waking up with a headache and a dry white flaky substance all over my face.
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 15:45, 5 replies)

what
the fuck.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:14, closed)

I'm clicking
For this reason:

You're 'little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy'.

For some reason I find that hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:52, closed)

That
wasn't even funny
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:52, closed)

Oh man,
I hate it when that happens!
(Tomble Underground, overground, Tombling free., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 0:06, closed)

what the fuck
is with your profile?
all the "i saw a dead body" qotw answers?
( weaver., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 1:53, closed)