Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Tourettes has reminded me of something
it's a known fact that nicotine stimulates the bowel (or something) and makes it want to evacuate.
I stopped smoking cigarettes some time ago, but still get through more than my fair share of spliffs.
Just the act of starting to skin one up these days gets my guts rumbling in anticpation of a ride on the porcelain bus.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:13, 6 replies)
it's a known fact that nicotine stimulates the bowel (or something) and makes it want to evacuate.
I stopped smoking cigarettes some time ago, but still get through more than my fair share of spliffs.
Just the act of starting to skin one up these days gets my guts rumbling in anticpation of a ride on the porcelain bus.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:13, 6 replies)
...a ride on the porcelain bus
I like this phrase. When being sick, one is driving the porcelain bus...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)
I like this phrase. When being sick, one is driving the porcelain bus...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)
I like to say
praying to the porcelain god for vomitting
or talking on the great white telephone
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
praying to the porcelain god for vomitting
or talking on the great white telephone
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
Disco biscuits
ha ha, I get exactly the same pavlovian response when I start thinking about necking pills, even though I haven't taken any for years
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:25, closed)
ha ha, I get exactly the same pavlovian response when I start thinking about necking pills, even though I haven't taken any for years
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:25, closed)
colourful burp is good
but it's not as good as technicolour yawn ;-)
disco biscuits is a good phrase
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)
but it's not as good as technicolour yawn ;-)
disco biscuits is a good phrase
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)
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