Tourettes has reminded me of something
it's a known fact that nicotine stimulates the bowel (or something) and makes it want to evacuate.

I stopped smoking cigarettes some time ago, but still get through more than my fair share of spliffs.

Just the act of starting to skin one up these days gets my guts rumbling in anticpation of a ride on the porcelain bus.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:13, 6 replies)

...a ride on the porcelain bus
I like this phrase. When being sick, one is driving the porcelain bus...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)

I like to say
praying to the porcelain god for vomitting

or talking on the great white telephone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)

I like
colourful burp for vomit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:09, closed)

Disco biscuits
ha ha, I get exactly the same pavlovian response when I start thinking about necking pills, even though I haven't taken any for years
(Go on , touch it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:25, closed)

Just for
'a ride on the porcelain bus' you get a click!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:32, closed)

colourful burp is good
but it's not as good as technicolour yawn ;-)

disco biscuits is a good phrase
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)