Is it just me?
Everytime i see those vans outside newly built/refurbished shops with "shopfitters" written on the side, i always have to do a double take...

I think i always assume that they're shoplifters who are so good that they like to advertise the fact...

maybe they're for hire...

Like the A Team...

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:16, 4 replies)

At last.....
YES! Every bloody time!

And then I usually make the mistake of giggling and when the person I am with asks what I have found so funny I tell them...

And have to bear the look of pity they give me.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:40, closed)

Being an attention whore...
... I'd point you in the direction of the fourth post.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:43, closed)

Being an A.D.D. whore
I apologise profusely for not noticing your previous...

What's that over there... ooh a stapler!
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:59, closed)

YES!
I thought it was only me.

There's an industrial estate not too far from where I live and one of the units has huge signage which announces "Young Brothers SHOPFITTERS"

Which I always read as shoplifters.

*titter*
(Fireyfox is prepared to change, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:13, closed)