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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Laura
When I was in my mid-20s I started seeing a girl I worked with. She was pretty, educated, intelligent and doing reasonably well for herself.

...And she regularly went shop-lifting for kicks.

I was FASCINATED by her behaviour. Still am, if the truth be told.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:57, 7 replies)
what
colour were her nipples? Browish, or pinkish? Were they the permanent sticky out ones, or mostly flattish unless toyed with? Its important.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:02, closed)
what...
...kind of a question is that?!? I'm outraged that you bring my story down to that level. Nipples? What kind of pervert are you?

I'm disgusted.

They were a light salmon colour, I'll never forget. A circumference of about the size of a ten pence. Very responsive to the touch... Ahhh... Laura.

Wait! What am I doing? Disgusted!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:09, closed)
see
I made you happy.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:14, closed)
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But were they a light salmon texture?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:19, closed)
Salmon texture?
As in flaky with needle-sharp bones in them?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:23, closed)
WH...WHAT!??!
I really WON'T be drawn into such infantile devilment. You anger me! You anger me, and you disgust me!

They were soft, and warm with a texture like silk-covered rubber. With a slight, rounded point. I guess the if you half-inflated a balloon and then greased up the top, popped it in your mouth, you'd be getting close...

ARGGHHH! BLIM and BLAM! I've done it again. Now I'm going to have to go and clean myself up.

No more of your trickery, you dirt-birds!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:25, closed)
Pfffft
Would that we could have this kind of exchange as a reply to every post...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:27, closed)

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