ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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give it a restThis is an often controversial website asking for funny anecdotes about shoplifting.
There is no need for every third reply to posts to be along the lines of "you thieving cunt, the world doesnt owe you a favour blah blah blah..."
Some people find theft to be morally reprehensile. If thats you, then fine, but you dont need to remind us every ten minutes. Come back for next weeks question.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:17, 4 replies)
woo!THANK YOU! Someone needed to say it.
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Bravo!Do have a HobNob on me.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:42,
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you thieving cunt, the world doesnt owe you a favour blah blah blah.......
had to be done. Sorry.
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rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Sat 12 Jan 2008, 18:29,
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