ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I had a good time...Me and someone, who shall remain nameless, was in boots in MK, we was up to no good in there, doing the usual on the run up to Christmas, 5 or so years ago... Spotted some old woman trying to look for some perfect gift for the love of her life. She had a hood on, I took a tag off one of the smellies and dropped it in her hood. We then followed her around until the inevitible happened. She tried to walk out of the shops with the 5 or 6 bags she was carrying and the alarms went off. Security went straight for her and we watched for about 15 minutes as they went through all her bags. They kept on getting her to walk through and checking her pockets and everything. Eventually they found the tag in her hood, but we had a good quarter of an hour entertainment on an otherwise boring day for Mr T leaf, his friend and their 5 finger discount card.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:43, 2 replies)
you sir...are a twunt. very nice of you to pick on some harmless old lady.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:00, closed)
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