ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I stole....your partners virginity
and yer mams
and yer dads
so I'm surprised I aint got the bad aides yet!
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Signify, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:54,
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Shut up.(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:55, closed)
someone stoleyour ability to spell aids
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This^^...And someone obviously stole your sense of humour
I'm guessing you are about 12 years old?
and most likely a virgin yourself
please...puh-lease.....spack off
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 21:31,
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Take no noticeMore power to your stories. Concise, to the point and informative.
Maybe you've caught the good aides instead?
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:12,
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