Yeah, OK.
People getting paid to work with food, who fuck about with the food should be painfully killed.

In the very unlikely event this actually happened, of course.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00, 2 replies)

why would it not happen?
It's not like I'm having a wank into a curry or a gobbing onto a burger - wiping a boogie on a pizza base isn't the most extraordinarily risky or difficult thing to do, is it? it's very pedestrian infact! a bit of cheese of the floor? Yeah, that has to be the most unbelieve thing ever written about hahah you clip.

Often, we'd also stick massive finger prints in huge tubs of butter as we stuck them on the shelves! We never got bollocked for that one, i always wondered why people didn't complain or what i would do with a finger shaped hole in the top of my Flora!
(TheManofScience, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:09, closed)

And if she wasn't even going to have the pizza?
Others who won't have deserved it will take the punishment instead.

Small minded pettiness, what a way to improve the World we live in.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:33, closed)

I am with UFM, that is a cunty thing to do.
Before my work brought me to offices and nice hours I was a Chef,
I have never fucked around with someone's food no matter how tired, angry or pissed off I was and would have sacked any one I caught doing such things.

The customers pay the money to come and get what they want, you get the wages to make them feel happy.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:18, closed)

It's what teens do in Supermarket jobs when they think they're better then everyone else in the world - I'm not justifying it, i'm justifying i'm not making up a relatively minor snot story
(TheManofScience, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:36, closed)

Quite agree. I worked in a pub as a waiter in my dim and distant youth. I actually observed the owner gobbing on salad, boiling up used socks with the peas, and so forth. Apparently, he also liked to give people he disliked a 'brown prawn' - IE, a standard prawn, which had been poked up his bunghole. Never observed the latter, but I have no reason to believe the grubby sod wouldn't do it. Wish I'd had the balls to call him up on it at the time.

He went bankrupt eventually. Good thing too. At least the OPs bogey got cooked, unlike the potentially-dangerous brown prawn...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:56, closed)