I can't tell you about my younger sis....
...cos she reads B3ta regularly.

If I ever put anything slightly derogatory about her character or part of her history on here she would quite literally kill me.

So instead I'll just post something that will irritate her completely instead. Something which she seems to think is the worst thing I could possibly post about her (even though it's not), something which bizarrely is always told to people she knows (not deliberately, and not always by me either).

When she was 2 she used to wear a grape-bowl on her head and march about like a soldier.

Way to rock the boards there Jeccy, very cutting edge stuff. I'd love to be able to post better stuff about her, but to be honest she's too good to deserve any of that and I love her to bits. I must be starting to get soft in me old age, someone call her a cunt for fuck's sake.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:49, 6 replies)

Hey Jeccy
Your sister is a total cunt.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:17, closed)

Phew
Thank fuck for that :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:17, closed)

Haha
a grape bowl you say hahahahahahahahahar grape bowl.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:46, closed)

This is why I haven't told any friends or relatives about this site.
I don't want the buggers to know what I'm telling you all.
( girlinthehole, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:25, closed)

did she take your testicles by force
or did you hand them over willingly?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:37, closed)

she paid me for them :)
at a family discount rate, obviously :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, closed)