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Brothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.

Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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fun with anaesthetic
My Little Brother punched this guy out, from behind as he was trying to run away.

The guy deserved it, he was 3 years older than Dessie (who was 15), and trying to bully him.

Anyhow, Dessie broke his fist on this bloke, so has to go to hospital. Apparently the anaethatist was very pretty, awesomely beautiful with a kicking bod.

As dessie is coming round from "the gas and air" he looks up at her lovely face, said I like you, and pulls his knob out and has a wank. In front of my Catholic Mam, and 3 Nurses.

Apparently Mam was ineffectually swatting at his hand as, stoned of his skull, he tugged himself off.

What a star!!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:06, 6 replies)
Clean up the puncutation
And you'll get yourself a click from me.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:46, closed)
Also, please replace "kicking bod"
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)
"stunning curves" or "with the kind of physique that made the pot plants stiffen with pure desire".

That kind of thing.

Bonus click for including catholicism.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:13, closed)
Kicking bod
I was going to use, "she had hindquarters that could stiffen a gelding" but I decided to use Dessie's exact description (should have put it in quotation marks). Metaphorical elegance doesn't come easily to a stoned teenager with a raging hard-on.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:42, closed)
Mate, it was 12:30am, and I was half asleep, typing with one hand as the other was holding my head off the desk!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:39, closed)
nearly wet myself laughing at that!

Used to work on a surgical ward, where you can learn a LOT about strangers as they come round from anaesthetic.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)

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