I want a sibling...
not for me, but for my son who is 3. He's lovely and he'd love a little bro or sis, but sadly as I'm single I'd have to get semen from the Internet. Sounds quite easy, doesn't it? There must be sites like Sperm R Us or some such. Probably blocked by my office firewall though. And before you ask, I'm not some council house benefits chav, I'm pretty well off. And if I didn't have said three year old to look after I could go out more and get my own semen thank you very much. Used to be swimming in the stuff. Them were the days. *sigh*
( Sallyrsm, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:03, 8 replies)

If you're well off...
I can post you some, for a large fee obviously...
(ScousersPet, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:07, closed)

Ah! a Bukake girl.
I prefer it inside me rather than outside but each to their own.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:08, closed)

Scousers beat me to it.
Just bear with me while I grab a jiffy bag.

*gurns*

*nnnnnggggggggggghhhhhhnnnnnn*

Thirty quid and its yours.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

Hmm...
Thirty quid you say? Does that include the postage and Jiffy bag? Entre nous, Scousers missed out on the fee as soon as I read the word "scousers". We're Chelsea in this house.
( Sallyrsm, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:20, closed)

Yep
Postage, Jiffy Bag and a complimentary turkey baster.

This isn't just semen. It's M&S semen.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)

I offer a government service
Completely free*, with installation engineer**, 24 hour call-out and maintenance free***.

(*Tax payers gift)
(**Discreet, has own car, can come to you or demonstrate at local hotel of choice. Free bottle of wine!)
(***Fit and forget, will endeavour until function is guaranteed)
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:39, closed)

I get the feeling
there won't be a shortage of offerings from users around here.

Is there a queue or a raffle or is it just the best reply wins?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:25, closed)

Ten years from now, your son will discover this post
and never be the same.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:55, closed)