Capsicum Nuclear Option
When I was a kid, I blew cayenne pepper into my sister’s eyes and said it was an 'accident' to my parents. Mind you she had the last laugh when she dribbled Dave’s Insanity sauce into my eyes when I was sleeping. When I woke up, without realising what it was, I smeared it into both of my eyes. This was also an 'accident'.

We now hold an uneasy chilli armistice.

and we both have bad eyes
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:39, 8 replies)

oh dear God
That made my eyes water just thinking about it. And I thought it was bad when my boyfriend accidentally dripped ketchup in my eye.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:59, closed)

It happened over 10 years ago
And I can still feel it slightly.

I do have an enormous tolerance for edible chilli now though and I am not sure it is connected. I would like to think that the sauce was mildly radioactive and that I now have a super power.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:29, closed)

KETCHUP EH?
you have to be careful shaking the bottle
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:59, closed)

My flatmate amused me greatly
only the other day. Having chopped up a load of fresh chillies, he decided the time was right for a good old fashioned nasal rummage.

I thoroughly enjoyed the dinner he subsequently cooked, he couldn't taste anything and wasn't really able to see much for the rest of the evening.

How I laughed.
( Moey, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:44, closed)

Even worse
go spike her fanny pads with it.

Just be sure to check your y fronts after that, though...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, closed)

Wasn't that mentioned recently?
And someone went off the wall calling the story-teller a rapist?

Just saying- if you DO do that, be aware that it'll bloody hurt and can affect them for years later, etc etc.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:05, closed)

Yeah, chilli on a vibrator iirc
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:02, closed)

Ah yes
One of the most entertaining/mental little QOTW discussions ever, that one...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:19, closed)