Not techincally my sister, but...
I used to have this friend when I was little called Deborah. We were born within hours of each other, and ours mums always used to say we were like brother and sister. And they'd always go on about how we'd get married when we were older.

Anyway, we never did - although I often thought about it. She was the popular one at school, and I wasn't. I used to walk her home and stuff like that, but we were just friends.

And that would have been it. Until... the other day a friend was talking about her. Apparently, she was married, and has got a kid now. This got me thinking about her again, and, well, long story short - I'm meeting her this Sunday byt the fountain in town. I even said she could bring her baby.

Whoah-oh-oh-oh.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, 8 replies)

I bet
she was the first girl at school to get breasts too.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:12, closed)

I bet
She's fat
(Pork2311, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:27, closed)

Her house
was pretty small I'd imagine. With wood chip on the wall.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:25, closed)

for years, when I was younger...
I genuinely thought it was "Wood Shit on the wall".
( Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:41, closed)

and now that's all I'm ever going to hear
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:37, closed)

damn it
i had to think about that one.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:36, closed)

Bugger!
I didn't spot it........hence my reply above!
(Pork2311, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, closed)

For that...
you shall be beaten to a pulp.
(Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:45, closed)