Air crash in the desert.
So this airplane crashed in the middle of the arabian desert. Miraculously, all the 88 passengers survived. But now they faced themselves in the middle of an arid land without water nor food.

A couple of days later, one of them saw a camel, and they all ran towards it, believing the camel would at least guide them to an oasis or something. But all the 88 survivors hopped on the poor animal, and it could barely stay on its feet. The overloaded camel, after 3 steps, started to shake, about to fall on the ground.

So the woman on the camel´s neck said, hoplessly:

"This camel is fucked."

And then, someone from behind said out loud:

"But if I get my dick out of here I will fall down!"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:43, Reply)