Did I mention I used to live in Texas?
A racist man told me this one while I was at work...

An old Chinese man walks into a bar, up to the black bartender and says "Give me a trigger, nigger!" The bartender is a bit offended but pours the man his drink anyway. A few minutes later, the Chinese man finishes his drink, walks up to the bar, and again says "Give me a trigger, nigger!" The bartender is getting a little mad, but lets it slide. The Chinese man finishes off his third drink, and walks up to the bar, but before he can order, the black man says, "Please don't call me a nigger again, it's offensive." The Chinese man just laughs and says "Give me a trigger, nigger!" which infuriates the bartender. "Okay," he says, "that's it, let's trade places and see how you like it!" The Chinese man agrees, and the black man walks out of the bar, and back in, to where the Chinese man is standing behind the bar. He says to the Chinese man, "Give me a drink, chink" to which the Chinese man replies "I'm sorry - we don't serve niggers here."


Also, my favourite "classic", which I told to a friend who, unbeknownst to me had a younger sister with Downs:
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.


Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

So they didn't fill up with dirt.
(Ecclesia, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 8:03, Reply)