Ho hum
Little Johnny finds a welder's mask, and spends the whole day wearing it, seeing the world through green glass. Eventually, he runs into a man in a dirty old mac.

"Hello little boy, do you know what blowjobs are?"

"No."

"Do you know what a paedophile is?"

"No."

"Have you ever been spit-roasted?"

"Look mister," says Johnny removing the mask, "I'm not really a welder you know."
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:08, Reply)