Well i can only think of a few
and they're not even that sick...

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?
Nothing. They're both harmful to your children and both made of plastic.

What do you call a black person in a red sports car?
Jaffa.
What do you call a black person in two red sports cars?
Fat.
what do you call a black person in three red sports cars?
Thief.

hmm, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

(edited in 2006 with better grammar and spelling)
(That guy with a hat., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:15, Reply)