7 year old Son sees his mum in the shower and asks
"Whats that mum?"
"Thats my garage sweety"

Later sees his dad in the shower
"Whats that dad?"
"Thats my limousine son that I park in Mummy's garage."

That night the son has a nightmare and goes into his mum and dads bed. The mum wakes up the next morning to find her son on top of her.
"What are you doing there sweety?"
"I've just parked my mini in your garage."
(Quiet, you!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:19, Reply)