haven't read them all,so sorry if done b4
Bloke and little girl walking thru the woods,

LG;Idon't like it in here its scary,

Bloke; Its alright for you Ive got to walk back on my own!

Woman at doctors with abdominal pains.
Doctor having carried out examination says

"Well mrs Smith may I suggest that on your way home you stop off at the chemist and buy some nappies"

Woman; Why am I pregnant !!??!

Dr; No you've got bowel cancer.

How do you know when you sister is on the rags ?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(piss-head, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:46, Reply)