More Jokes
Why did jesus cross the road?
cause' he was nailed to the chicken

What's pink and red and goes round and round?
A baby with it's foot nailed to the floor.

What doesn't jesus eat skittles?
Cause they keep falling through his hands.

How can you tell if you're dating a tough gal?
she rolls her own tampons.

What do vampires use for tea bags?
Tampons

Why don't pygmies use tampons?
They keep tripping on the string.

Why do you call skin on the end of a cock?
A man

Why do men had holes in their cocks?
so they're open minded

That's all for now!
(La Chockita, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 1:09, Reply)