Apologies if these are elsewhere on this page
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic

I once told this hilarious joke to a close friend who took the opportunity to remind me he was epileptic and found it offensive- miserable twunt.

What do you call a Jewish Butcher?
Klaus Barbie

This one was told to a friend who I did not know up until that point was Jewish.

How does a Greek boy know when his sister's having her period?
His dad's cock tastes of blood

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and one of dead baby

What's blue and fucks pensioners?
Hypothermia

A kid goes into the bathromm while Granny is taking a bath. "What's that?" he says, pointing at her lady-parts. "That's my hedgehod" she replies. Next day he walks in while mum is bathing and asks "What's that?" "That's my hedgehog" mum says. "Granny has a hedgehog too but it's dead" says the kid "Dead! What do you mean?" "I saw it yesterday and all its guts were hanging out."
( Lord Gnome, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:26, Reply)