What happened on X factor?
They all rape children

What did the rapist on Hollyoaks do next?
Cut his feet off

Why did Grandma say Cunt?
She has tourettes

Who's Shane Ritchie?
A thalidomide child molester

What did Tony Blair say to David Blunkett?
Shit off no eyes

What did the baby twins do?
Set each other on fire

What time is it?
Swinging on loose trawlermen welly tops flap time

What happened to the reformed prostitue?
God spit roasted her children

Whats your girlfriend doing?
Sucking a sharks three way penis

What did Kim Jong Ill do?
Dipped his Korean Love Nuts into Granny's gammon chimney

Whats the best thing on Hollyoaks?
Zara 'I'm Grotbags' with warty lips on her ham pocket yutting on the ming mong twins

Whats funny about a blind guy?
Pulling his ball bag over his head

Whats should you do to the girl with no arms?
Rape her cat

Why do the Sugababes sing Ugly?
Because their axe wounds have suffered extreme blunderbuss trauma from Doctor Who

What did James Brown do on Stage?
Fingered his own brown gobbler

Whats Kate Thornton presenting next?
100 best badger fingering out takes and sloth blowjobs the next generation, both on ITV
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:51, Reply)