a real slow burner
a Sloth is ambling through the jungle. Suddenly he's set upon by a gang of snails. The snails beat the shit out of the sloth. Eventually the sloth regains conciousness and makes for the nearest police station. Several hours later he arrives and tells the copper he needs to report anassault. The policeman says: "can you describe your assailents?" to which the sloth replies: "well, it all happened so fast..." boom boom
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 21:44, Reply)