WHEN WILL THE JOKES END!!!!!
In a battalion of the foreign legion there is a new Commandant. He is greeted by the lieutenant who shows him around the fort.
"This is the kitchen, grubs served 3 times a day."
"This is the main barracks all the privates sleep in here"
"This is the officer's mess, you'll be staying in that room"
"Finally this is the stable"
THe new commandant looks around the stable inspecting the horses on show. Most are fin, thoroughbreds, proper cavalry horses. Finally at the end of the row is a decrepid looking camel. He is flea bitten and scraggy and looks half dead.
The commandant asks, "Why is that camel here it looks good for nothing?"
The lieutenant replies "Yeh, the soldiers only use it when they need to relieve sexual tension"
The commandant is shocked by this but reasons, in the deset you've gotta have something to release the tension.
The commandant quickly settles into the daily life of the fort. However after a few weeks he really needs to "let off some steam". Feeling impressed with his integration into the foriegn legion he decides that he should do as the other soldiers do so goes down to the stable one night, drops his trousers and proceeds to shag the camel.
He's about half way through when the lieutenant enters, "What are you doing sir!"
"I'm just relieving my sexual tension using the camel like you said the other men did"
"Well yes but they use it to ride into town to use the brothels there!"
(Phagenius, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 22:05, Reply)