Yet more filth
1. A little boy walks in on his mum having a shower, he stands and stares at her. "Whats that?" he says, pointing to her crotch.
Embaressed and not wanting to talk about the birds and the bees just yet she replies "Oh, err thats where daddy hit me with an axe."

"Oooh right in the cunt".



2. A little girl walks into the bathroom where she find her mum having a shower.
"What are those mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums breasts.
"Oh these are breasts dear" her mother replies.
"And when will I get those?" the girl asks.
"When you're a bit older dear."
"And whats that mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums muff.
"Thats my pubic hair" her mother replies.
"And when will I get that?" the girl asks.
"When you're a bit older love, now run along"

So the little girl leaves.

A bit later she returns to find her dad having a shower.

"Whats that daddy?" pointing to her dads chest.
"Well, this is chest hair darling" replies her dad.
"When will I get that?"
"Ahh, you wont get this, its for boys, and girls from Norfolk but we dont live there" he replies.
"And whats that there daddy?" she asks pointing at his nob.
"Thats my penis love."
"And when will I get that?" she asks.
"Later, when your mum goes to bingo"
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:56, Reply)