another joke about people who are sick
The second coming occurs and Jesus appears at an office. He tells the staff to line up and he will cure what ails them.

First Jesus asks the boss what ails him - "Oh Jesus I broke my leg 6 months ago and the doctors have told me I'll never play Rugby again."

Jesus waves his hand. "You are cured my son."

"Oh wow Jesus you're incredible, my leg feels better already."

Next, Jesus asks the secretary what ails her - "Oh Jesus, I get really bad psoriasis on my hand, especially when I'm feeling stressed."

Jesus waves his hand "You are cured my daughter."

"Oh wow Jesus you're incredible, that's cleared up already."

Next Jesus asks the temp what ails him - "Oh Jesus, I have a terrible hangover. It feels like my head is about to split in two."

"Did you cane it really hard my son?" asks Jesus.

"Yes, yes I did my lord."

Jesus smiles and waves his hand "You are cured my son."

"Oh wow Jesus, you're incredible. I feel better already."

Finally Jesus asks the IT guy what ails him - "Well Jesus for three years now I've been suffering from M.E. or as it's properly known Chronic Fatigue Syndrome."

"Yeah, yeah, we all get tired."
(BIV was recently envatted., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 13:42, Reply)