Silly AchievementsHappy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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FartsMy brother and I are the only people that I have ever known who have made people vomit purely by farting.
Guinness was involved on both occasions.
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He never looked impressed did he?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:36,
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I don't get the referenceI'll assume that I'm being congratulated rather than insulted.
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N.M. was the collator for Guinness Book of Records. Miserable cunt.No you're not being insulted. Would you like to be?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:00,
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Yes pleaseI'm sure I have it coming
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Ross got an entry thoughHe was blown to 124 pieces - Airey Nieve was only 123.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:48,
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Actually...I made someone vomit from my fart once also...and it was outside, so double points.
It was after copious amounts of Guinness though.
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snee held his breath since, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 6:42,
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