Peanuts
My sister-in-law had to drive her boss's Porsche to the airport to pick him up. While waiting for him to arrive she opened a pack of peanuts, but as she pulled it open it burst and peanuts sprayed everywhere. She hurriedly cleared up the mess just before her boss arrived. "Everything alright with the car?", he asked as they set off. "Yes!", squeaked his secretary. But it was a hot day and so the boss put the air-blowers on full blast, whereupon peanuts came shooting out of the vents, all over him.

OK, I didn't see this one, but my sister-in-law swears it's true.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:50, 8 replies)

no it's nut

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:51, closed)

my friend was traumatised when the bus in front of her ran over a group of unfortunate pigeons
and bloodied feathers came through her air vents.

again, i didn't see it, but yeuch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:53, closed)

( Zuowan, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:56, closed)

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:58, closed)

I find it depressing that anyone could think that actually happened.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:57, closed)

everyone finds it depressing that you bother to breathe, but there you go

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:58, closed)

Always with the nasty spiteful comments.
Well, I'm not going to let it get to me today.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 12:01, closed)

try not breathing, that'll help
half an hour ought to do it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 12:02, closed)