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What's the best slapstick thing you've ever seen?
Have you witnessed someone walking into a lamp-post? A food fight? Someone clonked round the face with a frying pan? All your favourite moments please.
(suggested by social hand grenade)

(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 16:03)
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I've never reposted so hard in my life
I was walking home from shop when I saw my mate cycle past. I shouted and he looked round to see who it was. However, whilst he was doing that, a car just ahead of him had stopped at a crossing. My mate, who was going a fair speed hit the back of the car and his bike stopped dead. He didn't however, and the momentum carried him over the handlebars and onto the roof of the car. He would've most likely glided right over the car to land on the road at the other side if the car aerial hadn't snagged on his jogging bottoms, which caused him to slide out of them.

Now, the occupants of the car had spun round to see what the bang was and then turned back around in time to watch my mate slide down the windscreen minus his trousers with his bare genitals pressed against the glass and being stretched out, doing a fine impression of Deirdre's neck (from Coronation Street), finally coming to a halt, face first, with his chin resting on the car bonnet in a very awkward upside down position.

He thrashed about a bit trying to get down, and resigned to pulling his legs out of his trousers completely, whereby he rolled rather gracelessly off the side of the car bonnet and onto the pavement. He picked himself up and in front of a small crowd, stretched up to retrieve his jogging bottoms from the top of the car, giving him the opportunity to press his bollocks against the passenger-side window this time.

I laughed so much I started getting a bit light-headed and had to sit down, and for the next three days my sides ached as if I'd been beaten up.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 12:08, 9 replies)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:11, closed)
This has always been one of my favourite tales : )
(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33, closed)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:28, closed)
We need more SLVA catalyst observer action
(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:45, closed)
You want more repeats on /qotw?

(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:12, closed)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:58, closed)
I have loved this every time it's been posted.
And I will continue to do so.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:25, closed)
^ This \o/

(, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:58, closed)
This is the second time this story has made me spit my tea out laughing
(, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:20, closed)

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