SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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How about talking in one's sleep?My ex and both of my boys (but not my daughter) have all been known to say strange things in their sleep. One of my favorites occurred in the wee hours when my then wife snapped at me, "There's a kink in the cord of the NG!"
"What?"
"There's a kink in the cord of the NG! And what about the patient in room 17?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Are we trying to run a hospital here or what?"
"No, as a matter of fact, we're trying to sleep!"
"Fine! I'll do it myself!" she snarled, and flopped over on her side.
If that's her manner at work, I'd say that her patients get better just to get away from her...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:42,
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