SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Gasp o' delight!Indeed I have several stories for this question, and I shall save the best for last.
I'll start with my mother, who is partial to falling asleep in the middle of a conversation, while still continuing it.
I was once sat on her bed as she dozed, telling her of my worries about something to do with my boyfriend, and got the wonderful advice:
"Pull his ears."
What?
"Pull his ears! To stop the elves."
As lovely as that was, I didn't try it and instead left her to sleep.
She often wakes up in the middle of the night to hold similarly nonsensical conversations with my poor unsuspecting and befuddled dad.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 23:54,
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