SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My mumonce sat straight up in bed with her eyes closed, pointed at the curtains and said "is that Jesus?".
She also refers to creches as "Uncle Gary's playpark".
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Maladicta, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 1:10,
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