SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Ronald Reagan sees allToo many all-nighters and too much coffee at uni occasionally made me sleepwalk.
One occasion found me running around the house pulling all the blinds and curtains shut, in quite a panicky state. When questioned by my brother, I replied: "Because they can see in!"
"Who can?" asked my brother
"Ronald Reagan's spy satellites!" was my sleep-addled reply.
This might have been funnier had you been there.
My brother did better though - late one evening he was found in front of the telly, which was showing static, reciting the complete specifications of WW2 allied bombers. Pretty accurate too, I had time to check one of his books!
A shame all this too place years before small phone cams, some of this stuff would have been priceless on Youtube.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 6:46, Reply)
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