SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Childhood ones first...My mum & dad discovered me one night throwing dirty washing down the stairs (we had a Ali-baba basket thing like everyone in the seventies). Then kicking said basket down the stairs, then throwing books off the bookshelf down the stairs, then pretty much anything I could find within range...all down the stairs with an increasing frenzied urgency.
My dad, deducing that I may not be exactly compos-mentis, decided that calm reasoning would soon provide an explaination for my behaviour...
Dad: "Oi POOFLAKE! - What the fucking hell do you think you're doing?"
Me: "I'm looking for a 'colour'."
Dad: "Mmmf!"
Mum: "Well bugger off back to bed and look for it in the morning, you ball-ache"
Me: "Righty-ho"...and off I go.
I also once went downstairs, made a pint of orange squash, took it out of the house and placed it neatly in the middle of the road....whilst my parents watched and laughed. Nice
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:51,
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