SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sleepwalking due to extreme drunkenness...Not me, but two male friends on two different occasions.
As a first year student, Rob had been out on the lash and come back very drunk indeed. He got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, and went back to bed. He woke up several hours later, with a massive hangover and a room smelling of piss. He'd managed to pee all over his desk, computer and revision notes. All were completely ruined.
I went on a choir tour with a bunch of other singers, amongst whom was a bloke called Lewis. We were staying in a ex-monastery in the South of France, doing a couple of performances in the chapel there, and got sloshed on the local tipple afterwards. Lewis got up in the middle of the night for a pee; worke up the next morning feeling rather damp. He'd stood up, and pissed all over his bed, his chair, and into his suitcase. Which contained all of his clothes for the following day. The day which we were to spend travelling by coach through the Alps. Fortunately, someone lent him shorts and a shirt till we got to the next town with a launderette.
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