SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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A friend......who's an ex rugby player, dreams about playing rugby and tackles his wife out of bed. Apparently the only way she can snap him out of it is to tell him "It's okay, I've got the ball." at which point he rolls over and goes back to sleep.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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