SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Ooh, one more...Same ex-boyfriend staying the night at mine for the first time, rolls over in his sleep and pins me to the bed with his leg.
Now I'm not an insubstantial gal, but 6'2" of sleeping ex-rugby player is fairly difficult to shift. Unable to move or wake him I managed to slide out and spent a very uncomfortable night on the floor.
Why we weren't at it like rabbits, I don't really recall.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:09,
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