SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I realise that piss stories are becoming commonbut I feel this one has the edge. Close friend of mine, pissed after a party in his own flat, staggers off in his sleep to relieve himself. woken by his girlfriends screams. He'd opened and was relieving himself into her handbag, in the corner of the room.
Somewhat frosty at breakfast that morning, I recall. His attempt to placate her? "Well, I did piss into my own motorbike boots, too"
Genius.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:16,
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