SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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when I was younger, I wanted to goto AfricaWhen I was younger, and loved my wife, we were as close together as atoms. But now we just sit together on our sofa, drinking cheap warm white wine, watching the bill and we don't kiss when we say goodnight. We just listen to Radio 1 for a while (Still hip to the vibe, daddy-oh).
I've taken to pretend sleeptalking, muttering female names, in the hope that she hears, gets jealous and leaves me. (I can't be bothered to leave her). Is there anything more pathetic than that? She doesn't though. She just walks around, dusting or cleaning. In her sleep she does the washing up. Last night, she got up and hoovered. How the fuck can you hoover in your sleep? I think, probably, she's as unhappy as me.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, Reply)
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