SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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QotwI was stayin over at the {then} girlfriends house. we r both fast asleep and for sum reason i'd managed to work my way down the bed to round about boob level with her.
So, its approx 3.30am in the morning and {{BOOM}}, i get a punch. square in the face...
Now, i wake up and shout "wot the F**K?!" to which girlfriend wakes up and goes "wots wrong?!". queue 5 mins of "wot did u punch me for?"
"i didnt punch u..."
"u f**king well did"
"DID NOT"
"IT WAS RITE IN MY FACE!!!!!"
"oh, i mustcve done it in my sleep... sorry?"
"WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!! {then jokingly} dont do it again or u will be... shitface"
And off we both go back to sleep... an hour and a half later she gets up and stomps down the stairs bcos of the way i spoke to her, threatening her.... rite..... she didnt even realise she'd fallen asleep again.
not the only time shes done this either....
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:01,
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