SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Kestrel Super mixed with vodka guaranties sleep walking...My mate consumed the above, as did I, by drinking half a can of Kezzy then topping it with vodka. Nice.
Anyway, back at my place we get our heads down only for me to be woken in the middle of the night by lots of drunken banging an falling over. This also woke my mum up, so to see what the problem is she walks into my room and switches the light on.
She is greeted by a full frontal of my mate p**sing all over my wall. My reaction was something like..."Put your f**kin c**k away an stop p**sing on my wall you f**kin c**t"
My mother simply laughed uncontrollably even when I shouted at her to make him stop.
He eventually stopped and calmly just got back in bed.
The worst thing is that when I told him, he didn’t remember, he simply commented "hahahaha your mam saw my c**k hahahaha. Ask how big it was and if she liked it"
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:13, Reply)
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