SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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The worse one I ever had...Was probably New Year's Eve, when I went to a party, got pissed as a fart on Cider and munted out of my face on Pills, Speed, Coke and Weed.
I woke up on New Year's Day, in the back of my van, lying on a bag of tools, in a puddle of frozen piss.
I have a vauge memory that I pissed myself because it felt nice.
I was going to go back to the party, but instead it became a case of 'drive straight to Asda, get some new pants, then go home and have a shower'.
But normally I'm not too bad. I've been told by the ex-missus that I mumble things in my sleep, though.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:57, Reply)
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