My ex-girlfriend
On one occasion after we'd spent a lovely afternoon together, I got ready for work (nights), had a slightly surreal conversation with her and gave her a kiss goodbye. A few hours later, she rang me at work, confused as to why I wasn't there when she woke up and why I hadn't said goodbye. As I was trying to explain that I had, it dawned on her that she was phoning me from the living room of the shared house, completely naked.

On another occasion she woke me in the middle of the night because she'd had a text message from our flatmate and she was in trouble and we had to go and rescue her. She was already down the corridor and about to knock on the door before she realised it maybe wasn't such a good idea after all - she doesn't in fact have a mobile phone on which to receive a text message.

I've caught her climbing on the bed before as though she was walking up stairs, she would frequently talk nonsense in her sleep, and I too was once the victim of a day-long cold shoulder because I had been mean to her in a dream.

But at least she never pissed herself.
( Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:50, Reply)