SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Talkingin my sleep is a frequent amusement. Such gems include:-
1. Nudged girlfriend and said "You'd better get out of here, there's an old man here to collect his New Year's decorations."
2. Sat bolt upright and let out a Clinton Baptiste style "Y'arite?!?"
3. Asked why I was tossing and turning so much I replied "Because yellow beans grow in the desert."
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:07, Reply)
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