SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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The pisserI have a history of pissing in things in my sleep - but strangely never, ever, the bed
Cut to my childhood - several times caught in the act of pissing in washing baskets, parents cupboards - folks probably saw me 'lad out' more times than any lady since.
Closer to the present time, after a hard sess on xmas eve, my sub-conscious functions decided it would be a real hoot to piss all over the pile of chrimbo presents I was about to joyously present to the family - scene of the crime that day fortunately covered by then emptying a full bottle of Cerruti all over said pressies and the floor.
More recently - and once again after full lashings - staying at a mates house, I decided to relive my childhood and piss in the washing basket... containing, wait for it, lots of clothes.. cue his girlf going from funny hysterics to angry hysterics... the good result however, was I managed to piss on their complete bastard of a cat!
.. no doubt I will do this again
No apologies for length.. puddles.. or any lasting odours
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:25, Reply)
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