SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Night terrorsMy Dad gets them if he drinks anything with caffeine in it after lunchtime -- but we didn't know this when he came to stay with us for a weekend a while back. We were woken by loud but incoherent shouts and muttering, followed by a spectacular THUMP as he threw himself out of bed. My mum has got used to it: apparently she just says "Oh, put a sock in it." and he shuts up.
Unfortunately it looks like RWNlet #2 has inherited the problem, as he woke a few weeks back screaming his head off and generally freaking out. I was genuinely scared and thought he was having a fit, nearly called an ambulance. He wouldn't calm down so in the end we just put him back to bed and he immediately went quiet. Bizarre.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:42,
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