Michelle, a girl who I knew from school
later went to college and years later I discovered we had a mutual friend. Anyway said mutual friend, Fiona, was telling me once that when she and Michelle had stayed in halls of residence, they had had frequent fire alarms in the middle of the night.

Michelle, it turns out, slept naked. During one fire alarm, all the girls in the corridor left, except (because they "knew" it would be one fo the frequent false alarms) Fiona and Michelle, who only emerged when the fire brigade came knocking on the doors to get them out. Michelle was (and still is, I'd imagine) a rather well-endowed lass, in the upper torso department, and also somewhat hirsute. Fiona put it rather less delicately: "all tits and hair".

Which is how she appeared at the door to the rather irritated, but subsequently delighted, fireman. She apparently was still asleep, even though she'd answered the door.

She didn't piss in a cupboard though. Or even on the fire. Not that there was one, as it was indeed a false alarm.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:49, Reply)