SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I've never indulged myselfMy 9 yo nephew though is a master of the sleepwalking craft.
A few months ago, my brother was downstairs, watching tv. He heard Fanta's Nephew (FN) open his bedroom door and then the sound of running feet across the landing. After a minute or so, he heard the feet run back again, into FN's bedroom and the door closing. My brother went to bed, took off his socks and went to drop them in the linen basket, Squelch. Eh? He lifted the lid of the basket to the contents looking rather damp. Instead of heading straight on to the bathroom, FN had taken a right turn and used the basket to widdle in instead of the toilet bowl. He remembered nothing of the event the next morning.
Mind you, he's famous for waking the whole house while having a sleep fight with monsters, aliens and baddies in general. He'll shout the place down while lashing out at his foes sometimes even running about the room only to wake up and ask what everybody is doing in his room.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 16:34, Reply)
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