SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Broke the phoneMy mate Dave was trying to get through to his mate Cha on the phone but there was no answer. He tried this for a couple of days before deciding to nip round there to check everything was ok.
Turns out Cha had got up in the middle of the night for a piss and had pissed all over the phone (on a wee stand in the hallway), ruining it.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 17:17, Reply)
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